Hail to the Dinosaurs!
It's Valentine's Day, so I thought I'd
share another top 10 list with you.
This is The Top 10 Ways for Dinos to
Celebrate Valentine's Day:
No. 10. Train with your sweetie and make
it a heavy squat day.
No. 9. Train with your sweetie and do heavy
No. 8. Buy something heavy for your sweetie.
No. 7. Give your sweetie a pair of Indian
No. 6. Forget that lingerie nonsense -- give
your sweetie a pair of Tommy Kono knee bands.
Note: For bonus points, throw in a Dinosaur
Training t-shirt or a Dinosaur Training
No. 5. Splurge big and buy your sweetie a
No. 4. Cook a Dino dinner for your sweetie.
Note: Dino dinners consist of grilled steak
and fresh green veggies -- or a big green
No. 3. Find one of the romantic passages in
Dinosaur Training and read it to your sweetie.
Note: If you can't find a romantic passage
in Dinosaur Training, then find one that
involves hard work and heavy iron.
No. 2. Hard work, heavy iron, and a candlelight
dinner for two.
No. 1. Hard work, heavy iron, a hot tub for
two, and the rest I leave to your imagination.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
Yours in strength,
P.S. You can grab those Dinosaur t-shirts and
hoodies right here:
P.S. 2. My other books and courses are available at
the usual place:
P.S. 3. Thought for the Day: "Load bar, lift bar, eat
steak, get big and strong." -- Brooks Kubik