There's only one way to avoid the ugly neck-tie for Father's Day - and this is how to do it - with detailed, fail-safe instructions. |
Hail to the Dinosaurs!
Tomorrow is the Big Day for many of us.
Father's Day.
The day we always get a painfully ugly
neck-tie for our special present.
Ties with racing stripes.
Ties covered in question marks.
Pink ties with green polka-dots.
Ties that look like birds.
Ties that look like dogs.
Ties that look like fish.
Ties with golf clubs all over them.
Ties with super-heroes on them.
Heck, I knew one guy who got a tie with a
very artistic geometric design - but when
you looked close, the lines were made up
of very tiny silhouettes of naked women.
You had to be very close to see them . . .
but still, it was a very bad tie to wear to
work . . . . or anywhere else.
Anyhow, here's the way to avoid the tie
thing this year.
Put in a special request:
"Honey, I want a special shirt from the
Retro-Strength Shop.
You can order it for me right here:
https://www.retrostrength.com/product/dinosaur-training-cover-3-4-sleeve-raglan-shirt/
And if you feel like it, order me another
shirt or two - you pick them - there are
plenty to choose from:
https://www.retrostrength.com/shop/
But before buying anything, sign me up
for the Retro-Strength email list (or you
sign up for it) - and we'll get a special
coupon code by email that gives us 10
percent off any purchase from Retro-
Strength - on any orders thru June 17,
2018 (Father's Day).
Of course, if you'd like something for
yourself, feel free to get it. There are
some shirts for women - and some
shirts featuring some of the greatest
strong-women of all time - and some
Rosie the Riveter coffee mugs - and
some other things you might like.
I know the shirts won't get here in time,
but that's okay - you can buy me a copy
of Brooks' new training course - and the
May-June issue of The Dinosaur Files.
They arrive via email as PDF downloads,
so I'll have them on the Big Day.
Brooks Kubik's New Training Course
Featuring Doug Hepburn's strength-style
arm training - a complete program with
three different workouts - plus four
printable workout sheets:
http://www.brookskubik.com/dinosaurstrengthandpower-01.html
The May-June Dinosaur Files
http://www.brookskubik.com/dinosaurfiles-mayjune2018.html
Those would all be great presents -
I'd really like them.
Oh - if you got me a tie already - that's
really sweet of you, but I already have
quite a few of them - maybe we could
save it and give it to your brother next
month - it's his birthday, and I know he
likes colorful neck-ties."
How's that? Think it will work?
Yours in strength,
Brooks Kubik